Life. Unhurried. A mini series of offbeat moments and gentle reflections, reminding us that life does not need be perfect, linear, or efficient.
How to lose a game:
1. Forget the rules. Who said they mattered?
2. Distract Yourself. Study the ceiling.
3. Overthink every move. Let the pause be part of the process.
4. Ignore Strategy. Choose the move that makes the least sense.
5. Blame the universe. Not seriously.
How to cut an apple in 16 steps:
1. Select an apple.
2. Place it on the counter.
3. Move it to a cutting board.
4. Go get a knife. Get distracted. Return without the knife.
5. Try again. This time, actually bring the knife.
6. Study the apple’s shape.
7. Hold the knife like you know what you’re doing.
8. Make a tiny starter cut.
9. Rotate the apple a quarter-turn. Or maybe more. Unsure.
10. Slice again. Wonder if this is how professionals do it.
11. Wipe your hands for no reason.
12. Cut around the core, vaguely.
13. Separate the pieces. Accidentally make them uneven.
14. Rearrange them so they look intentional.
15. Overthink whether you need smaller pieces.
16. Eat one piece.
How to get dressed (or not):
1. Start with what you have. Maybe it’s socks.
2. Look at your wardrobe for a little too long.
3. Question whether you should wear jeans or pajamas.
4. Pick colors that reflect you.
5. Choose a base layer.
6. Add warmth where needed. Maybe a sweater. Maybe a hug from a loved one.
7. Remind yourself to not force yourself into shapes that don’t feel right. Comfort and authenticity will carry you farther than trends.
8. Accessorize thoughtfully. Don’t overdo it, but don’t skip it either.
9. Step outside. Or don’t.
10. Return home. Hang up your clothes. Or leave them in a pile.
